- "Hey! [ laughs ] Woah that's cool, check this out guys!" - "Woah!" - "How?" - "WhOhO!" - "I'm so shook." - "That's lit!" - "WOW! Oh my goodness, thanks for showing that!" T I K T O K! Guys, TikTok has gotten out of control! Already it is became the most [clap] popular app of 2018! [ voiceover with bad mic ] ♫ Hit or miss, I guess they never miss (huh?) ♫ ♫ You gotta a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (mauh!) ♫ [ Normal ] With over five hundred million monthly nine year olds visiting the site and some of the biggest creators on the site, Jacob Sartorius Liza Koshy And my best friend Jojo Siwa who cannot say a single word in English.
[ Jojo saying but it's inaudible] [ Clips overlapped over Jojo saying... Something ?!] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now to combat the hordes of nine-year-olds [ clap ], we've released the 14 year olds... [ speaking russian ] ...who understand what irony is, and go onto the site, and try to derail EVERY single duet as quickly as possible. ♫ I don't like you T-Series... ♫ ♫ ...Nothing personal, kid... ♫ ♫ ...But I must go all out... ♫ ♫ ...Just this once. ♫ [ Pyrocynical laughing ] [ Earrape ] ♫ Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? ♫ Now, I've tried to capitalize on the TikTok train to save my dying redundant channel. Unfortunately, every single TikTok video I've ever made, gets claimed a day later I've tried to do covers. I've tried to do clips with just people speaking but it's never enough and that hungry, hungry company- -comes up against to claim every single video.
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[ DELTARUNE - Rude Buster (Battle Combat Theme) playing ] NO! WHY? [ Lesbian laughing ] We destroyed $300 worth of headphones equipment, high five my gamers! [ Dragon Ball Punching ] The thing is, he did that for a funny TikTok video. He's probably destroyed those headphones! [ DELTARUNE - Rude Buster (Battle Combat Theme) playing ] Why did he dab? Oh you boomer. [ Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours feat. Irfane playing ] "Ladies and gentlemen..." "...we got him!" Ohh! Ohhh my God. Someone lied on the Internet and he- did he finish with a dab? Disgusting! [ bass boost ] Report his TikTok account! Right, this one looks great, [beat] I- Heh- do I even want to watch this one? [glass shatters] You sure you wanna do this little girl? I mean, what if- what if we're dangerous? [music builds] What if I am? [ bass boost gets high ] Ah- Alright.
Not- I don't need a reaction to that. Now we have a musical.ly made by my best friend Grandayy, who makes the best content. Not when he's roasting me, though. It-it just has to be Thanos from Fortnite. There's-there's no exception. [laughs] Ah [ woah ], I- I pulled my headphone jack out. Guy: Take two steps forward if you've ever gotten a Victory Royale. Pyro: That is not me. Guy: Take two steps forward if your dad loves you. [Pyro knows the feel] Guy: Take two steps forward if your Minecraft girlfriend broke up with you. NOOOO! NOOO! That is so sad. [sad music] That- can we please get three likes for this man, whose Minecraft girlfriend broke up with him. Please. Three likes in the chat. ♪ Hey, whoa (hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal) ♪ Pumpkin, I g- ♪ Hey, whoa (hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal) ♪ Pumpkin, I g- ♪ Hitemuh hitemuh hitemuh ♪ ♪ Hitemuh hitemuh hitemuh ♪ I don't- I don't I don't know what this is going.
♪ Hey, hey, YoU fInNa dIe BaBy ♪ [Pyro laughs] [ bass boost ] ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL! Why, why is that your third- [disapproving groan] I'm calling the police on you, sir. [ police siren ] Now, I would like to break up this Tik-Tok video with a little segment I call: This is the segment where I look at the Pyrocynical subreddit and see what fantastic and gorgeous memes you have submitted for me to react to. [TF2 - Medic!] Right, I'm trying to make this a thing in all my videos but it's so inconsistent, you'll see like once every four weeks and you'll forget that it's even a thing.
I-I do appreciate that shit I mean it is pain. AHHHHHHHH! I get it! I GET IT! Guys, you know, not a lot of you have been asking where Petscop 2 is. It's not like every single comment on my videos is Petscop 2. It's really funny, please keep doing it. Hey Pyrocynical, how are you man? Oh I'm not doing too great, you know. My entire family just died in a meteorite crash, you know, just trying to mourn. I get people that recognize me in public and they're still asking me, "Where's Petscop 2?" You do understand this is why I don't like leaving my house, right? Oh cat wheel cha- - (FR) NO! NO PULL! NOO! [ screaming ] [ laugh ] [ screaming ] NO! NO! WHY'D I LAUGH? WHY'D I LAUGH? NO! I've undone everything! I've undone e- I laughed at cat meme again! - "All you little shits are still bullying me on TikTok and guess what..." "...I don't even care anymore!" "My dad's is in the Marines, and he's gonna FUCKING find you, he's gonna find her dress" - RUN! "My dad's is in the Marines, and he's gonna FUCKING find you, he's gonna find her dress," "My dad's is in the Marines, and he's gonna FUCKING find you, he's gonna find her dress," - RUN! "My dad's is in the Marines, and he's gonna FUCKING find you, he's gonna find her dress," "My dad's is in the Marines, and he's gonna FUCKING find you, he's gonna find your address..." [ dat hoodini vanish tho ] - Just the guy- the guy on the left just disappears.
- "-He's gonna find your addresses..." - Just the guy- the guy on the left just disappears. He's gone! Into the abyss he goes, to mine more redstone I don't think that was ironic either. I mean if I had a father that was in the military and not in prison, I too would brag about it, on TikTok. ♫ Isssssss... ♫ ♫ Isssssss yourrrrrr... ♫ ♫ Isssssss yourrrrrr sister really great, ♫ ♫ does she never give you hate? ♫ ♫ Do you hang with her at school ♫ ♫ 'Cause you think she's really cool! ♫ ♫ Does she look like a snack? ♫ ♫ Does she always your back, your sister... ♫ ♫ Does she always your back, your sister really love! ♫ NO! NO! I try- no! Trying to get ads.
𝓘𝓓𝓘𝓞𝓣! I am trying so hard... ...to get actual ads on my videos now- I mean to be fair, what's the point? 'Cause I'm gonna spend the entire time, trying to actually get ads, by keeping it family-friendly. [ picking sound effect ] And then UMG just gonna claim it anyway Also, why does this guy, just sound like he woke up from a seven-year coma? ♫ Isssssss... ♫ ♫ Isssssss yourrrrrr... ♫ ♫ Isssssss yourrrrrr sister really great. ♫ - "So you guys." - Oh, I've seen. [ speaking loud ] "SO YOU GUYS!" "IF YOU WANNA A SHOUTOUT, AND YOU MAKE WITH A DUET WITH ME!" [ Pyrocynical laughing silent ] "IF YOU WANNA A SHOUTOUT, AND YOU MAKE WITH A DUET WITH ME!" "IF YOU WANNA A SHOUTOUT, AND YOU MAKE WITH A DUET WITH ME!" "THEN I SHOUTOUT YOU OUT ALREADY!" [ clap 4x ] [ clap 4x ] I've seen this! "Okay, you guys?" [ Pyrocynical laughing ] [ Girl, normal ] "So, duet if you wanna a shoutout." Guys, just let you know, I'M DOING A SHOUTOUT, OKAY? [ Mocking ] I-I'M DOING A SHOUTOUT GUYS! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS: REPLY TO THE VIDEO.
NOT COMMENTING PETSCOP 2, OKAY? [ Stops mocking ] "Okay." [ "Weee" like ] "We like Fortnite [ repeating ]" [ Mocking ] "This video is not Petscop 2, WAHHH!" [ Stops mocking ] Oh great! Another one. Is he- is he wearing a TikTok shirt? [ Minecraft music and Steve (old version) making OOF ] [ Pyrocynical laughing ] [ Minecraft music and Steve (old version) making OOF ] [ Pyrocynical laughing ] [ Minecraft music and Steve (old version) making OOF slow ] Alright, he- he just body plans, he just body plans on the entire- I HOPE YOUR CAMERA GOT DESTROYED! "You're right sweetie!" "I'm not cute." You're gorgeous! I'm drop dead gorgeous. Yes! YES! That is Markiplier! Oh my god, we found Markiplier! That's why Markiplier isn't helping PewDiePie against T-Series. He's too busy making TikToks. [Mark] Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and I'm finally able to tell you about something that we have been working on for over...
...a year... ...This... is Cloak. We live in 2018, where humor is evolved. Like, you remember 2010-2011, you had the funny cat memes, the impact text memes. And now it's just... B A S S b-- loud noise is comedy. I wanna make it apparent: his name is Is this an ironic Tik-Tok or a serious one? PLEASE leave your answers down below. "-sister? No dude it's bro time-" [Pyro laughs] Yeah, she can come. [imitating music] Ooh, I just wanna- *iCarly theme playing* Is this iCarly? *yes pyro it is* *Pyro demonstrates he has the ability to read* *Pyro laughs because clearly that was funny* Oh my god, this is like 8 TikToks! *lewd the lolis uwu* NO No! No! Can you stop? Keep them wholesome! Keep them family friendly! You do not understand how deep...
The Youtube's like.. deep learning algorithm is and how complex it is "You know people often ask me how to become famous on tik tok" "Well you just gotta do the most random possible shit you can do in order to gain fame." Is that Ninja? Oh my god, it's ninja from Fortnite. We found him guys! Anyways guys, that's the end of the video. Thank you all so much for watching, it's greatly appreciated. Smash subscribe Please! If you enjoyed the video leave a like, and also guys I do want to say the Black Friday weekend has been extended to Monday for fanfiber. So be sure to visit the site to cop yourself some exclusive merch, because once it's gone, it's absolutely gone. We're still selling the top hat as well, this is exclusive and we've got about 150 of them left and once they're gone that's it.
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